I was thinking today about one of my favorite memories of the Studios> -- a group of improv comics tell jokes based on the same basic premise> in a contest like an old radio show. The emcee gets a subject from the> audience -- say, a kind of sport -- an inserts it into the joke. For> example, if the guest says "footballs," the joke goes:>
"A hundred footballs walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't> serve your kind here,' and the footballs say..." And the CM fills in> the blank with the punch line.>
The CM who delivers the punchline with the least laughs is eliminated,> and they keep going till there is a winner. I am always amazed at the> cleverness and quick thinking of the CMs!>
Sometimes, we sit around thinking of punchlines. This has been a tough> week, and I wish I were heading to Florida this week. So to cheer> myself up, I thought I'd ask this crazy group for your favorite> punchline -- either one you remember hearing at WDW or one you made up> yourself.>
Let the joking begin!
186 mushrooms walk into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms in here." The mushrooms ask, "Why not? We're fun guys."
At ComedySportz that game is called 186. One thing we like to do when we need to be cheered up is drive up to ComedySportz in Los Angeles. You can find a ComedySportz team near your town at <http://www.comedysportz.com/>.
Carrie Carney 30 August 2006 23:14:11 [ permanent link ]
"A hundred footballs walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't>> serve your kind here,' and the footballs say..." And the CM fills in>> the blank with the punch line.>>
And the footballs say, "You *serve* tennis balls, you *pass* footballs. Now *pass* us some pina coladas and shut the **** up."
Sorry, bad, but it just popped into my head. (Don't tell my kids I cussed.)
Bartender Sam 31 August 2006 00:48:17 [ permanent link ]
100 footballs walk into a bar, the bartender looks them over and says, "We don't serve your kind around here...". The lead football pipes up, "Thats OK, we don't drink, we just came in to look at your tight end."
Thank you, I'll be here all week... try the veal, it's delecious.
--- Yet another satisfied customer of Bartender Sam!
Carrie Carney 31 August 2006 00:50:15 [ permanent link ]
"Anne - EZ Fun Guide to WDW" <anne-easterling@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:1156970331.740258.77290@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...>
Tony Sanchez wrote:>> "Rudeney" <rudeney@mickeypics.com> wrote in message>> news:TI-dna8cHq-9dGjZnZ2dnUVZ_o2dnZ2d@giganews.com...>> > Gareth Slee wrote:>> >> Carrie Carney <Cccarney1@cox.net> wrote:>> >>
And the footballs say, "You *serve* tennis balls, you *pass* >> >>> footballs.>> >>> Now>> >>> *pass* us some pina coladas and shut the **** up.">> >>>
Sorry, bad, but it just popped into my head. (Don't tell my kids I>> >>> cussed.)>> >>
Applause!>> >
Ditto! I've been trying to come up with a witty punchline for half an>> > hour now! Carrie, you've done it!>> >
-->>
another cleaner possibility - "that's ok, I don't need alcohol to get my>> kicks">
LOL! You guys and gals are awesome! Of course, footballs would probably> demand a "manlier" beverage....>
Laura Gilbreath 31 August 2006 00:55:27 [ permanent link ]
In article <1156913081.470055.16940@74g2000cwt.googlegroups.com>, Anne - EZ Fun Guide to WDW <anne-easterling@earthlink.net> wrote:>
"A hundred footballs walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don't>serve your kind here,' and the footballs say..." And the CM fills in>the blank with the punch line.
"No? Then we want a refund on the cover charge - give us our quarter back!"
Or...
"Gee...things just keep spiraling downward today".
Or...
"Don't mind us - we're just passing through."
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